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Queen Elizabeth I: Was it my father’s duty to murder my mother? She was a Queen, for a time.

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soundboard:

Donna Summer - Hot Stuff

I don’t normally listen to this kind of music, but I can say for sure I’ve had great moments with this on the player.

Donna, this one is for you and all your fans.

–Viu.

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ccal:

omfg i was waiting for this video to happen

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reina:

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kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

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LMFAO Shiiiiit I’m crying. That was too much!!

im literally in tears. I didnt even think that i was going to cry watching this. My sides hurt

swiss fucking cheese goddamnit

that pain

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cosmo tip #236

expertcosmotips:

sensually play the recorder for him

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all the awards
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.
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