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Thanks to this well thought out and researched news report we can conclude that Tortimer as well as other adults who play Animal Crossing are in fact all pedophiles.

(Source: daisycrossing)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anacondom:
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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carrythebattle:

HOW STONED ARE YOU RIGHT NOW??

I know what happened to the archduke of Austria.

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)